You really can’t make this up. “May Allah guide your bullets” (because of course we don’t aim); “We knew that the target was protected. Our intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah” (because we are just too easy to thwart with one alert cop); “This is the Golden Era, everyone who believes… is running for Shaheed” (because achieving ‘martyrdom’ is the one thing we’re really good at).
Mock them; but watch for them. They may be stupid, but they are undoubtedly serious.